I’m not sure how it happened, but suddenly the majority of people I deal with on a daily basis are really pleasant and funny and enjoyable. human race, wtf, you’re supposed to disappoint me.
I think my roommate is singing Christmas carols. At midnight on my first early to bed night in months.
HA!!! your sister and I were literally just talking about how you never post text posts on Tumblr. and you DID!!!!
there was just a noise that sounded like someone falling on the floor above us.
there isn’t a floor above us.
don’t ever let me outline your shit
I have a document open right now that’s an outline for a help topic I have to write, and it’s saved as “DON’T READ THIS.docx” because if it’s mixed up I’m screwwwed
"you’re gonna sign in with your account and read a bunch of legal bullshit"
"you can peek at the apps and download some if you’re feeling sexy"
"after that, your old phone can get down to its business, like a yappy dog on your jerkoff neighbor’s lawn"